“How are you doing? Youre great? Youre fine? Perfect, perfect! Im so happy that youre feeling good!” She says, peering in the can from above, with a notable twinge of sarcasm. “I had a really stressful day... I really need some relief... and you, little guys, will help me.” She knocks on the can 3 times and walks away with a sinister smile.

“Do you know whats stressing me out? My oh so smart colleagues. Id love to shrink them down... and step on them... that would be fun.”

“But you are here... and now you have to deal with my stress.” She says, stomping and kicking the clear cage shes been keeping you in across the floor. “I would like to STEP on you guys!” she says, audible anger in her voice. “You little... NOTHINGS!”